sigh...I felt really old last night. I plucked a white nose hair not only once but twice last night. next stop white pubes.

 

 

 

white pubes mean you're old?

 

yup. im waiting for the twins to sprout white so i could dye it a different color.

 

What the .

 

 

dont worry its all

 

i guess as we get older we build more "character" my list of special abilities grows by the year.

 

I gained a new ability this year, I can now fall asleep in front of the tv. I never used to be able to close my eyes if the TV was on. Now it isn't a problem at all.. hell turn the tv on and I fall asleep whether I want to or not!