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Old 05-26-2005 | 08:51 PM
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A still cool quite night and the garage opens...

bwummmmmmmmm......the F20 pierces the night with it's mellow tone as she hums to life and idles. Light pierces into every crevice as the HID spotlights awaken the night.

Minutes later I'm off on RT59 south bound. The cool air keeps me alert and the tones of the F20 pull at my soul to rev ever higher and higher. I make my usual trip to Baskin Robbins' for a Cappacino blast and drift around the lot to enter the drive thru. Pick up my brew and the F20 is at 9k seconds afterwards...night creatures keep at bay as I pass through the woods like an apparition. I smell the sacred burning essence of an Indian temple and push the motor more and more. The stars gaze as I pass in silent splendor.

The F20 cuts and the garage shuts...The metal of the Sebring Silver S2000 is cold as ice from the nights cool breeze. The motor cools and the darkness of night returns

Just another evening in an S2000....and I couldn't be happier
Old 05-26-2005 | 09:17 PM
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.. and as he is sipping on his latte, looking cool, at 6000RPMS a deer runs out and severs the front of the car off.

Driver was impaled on the wheel skull became part of the dash, his eyeballs ejected his sight un-effected, he saw his own organs colapse.

Seatbelt useless for holding him back simply cut him in two, legs crushed out leaked some pus, his spinal cord took off and flew.
Old 05-26-2005 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dezoris,May 26 2005, 09:17 PM
.. and as he is sipping on his latte, looking cool, at 6000RPMS a deer runs out and severs the front of the car off.

Driver was impaled on the wheel skull became part of the dash, his eyeballs ejected his sight un-effected, he saw his own organs colapse.

Seatbelt useless for holding him back simply cut him in two, legs crushed out leaked some pus, his spinal cord took off and flew.
That happened in the tangent universe where the jet engine fell in my bedroom the night before

EDIT- no Donnie Darko fans here?
Old 05-26-2005 | 09:48 PM
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Old 05-26-2005 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dezoris,May 26 2005, 09:48 PM
Old 05-27-2005 | 01:47 AM
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dude seriously i wanna thank you i havent laughed so hard in a while!
Old 05-27-2005 | 06:11 AM
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Man, what a dissapointment.

I was expecting:

"Leaving the parking lot the crappy cup holder released its tenuous grip on the clear plastic and the seat, carpet and door panel recieved a new custom color dye treatment.

Now the car smells of coffee which is nice, but next week it will smell of rotton coffee and that will be bad."
Old 05-27-2005 | 06:13 AM
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wats up with the coffee/latte??? he's trying to tell us about his LATE NIGHT CRUISE god damn it!


























dont worry man...i loved ur story *gives applause*
Old 05-27-2005 | 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,May 27 2005, 06:11 AM
Man, what a dissapointment.

I was expecting:

"Leaving the parking lot the crappy cup holder released its tenuous grip on the clear plastic and the seat, carpet and door panel recieved a new custom color dye treatment.

Now the car smells of coffee which is nice, but next week it will smell of rotton coffee and that will be bad."
I was pulling a late nighter on an English paper...I had to wake up somehow

If it helps...I bought two drinks and had to keep one in between my legs and it almost fell...THAT would have been a mess...

Uh...officer I swear it's only coffee
Old 05-27-2005 | 11:05 AM
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holy shit man i thought i'd not laugh when i was sober but i still did. that is shit is dope!!!!


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