Old chav in Mondeo, come on lets have a ruck.
03-28-2004, 10:19 AM
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Old chav in Mondeo, come on lets have a ruck.
A trip with the carper is a little magical.
My car had a battery problem today (lack of use). Once I had jumped it and got it going I went for a drive. Going through a part of Cheshire I approach a set of lights.
To my left on the lights I see Chav Mondeo man. Hes fagging it up.
He must just be finishing the fag when he holds it in his hands in `flick mode`. I turn left, I can see him doing this, I`ve always got my eye on other road users. Well his intention is obvious. When I scoot past, he`s gonna flick. So I slow, stop, my drivers window against his (I`m in top down mode).
I look him straight in the eye, he looks back in that envious your a c*** coz you`ve got a decent car kinda way. He had a short haircut, looked about 30 ish and a fat biatch in the passenger seat (poor flap). He gives up his flick game and I go.
I bet his missus was well pissed at him. She`d probably realised what a slit she was sat with in his Ford heap of shit.
My car had a battery problem today (lack of use). Once I had jumped it and got it going I went for a drive. Going through a part of Cheshire I approach a set of lights.
To my left on the lights I see Chav Mondeo man. Hes fagging it up.
He must just be finishing the fag when he holds it in his hands in `flick mode`. I turn left, I can see him doing this, I`ve always got my eye on other road users. Well his intention is obvious. When I scoot past, he`s gonna flick. So I slow, stop, my drivers window against his (I`m in top down mode).
I look him straight in the eye, he looks back in that envious your a c*** coz you`ve got a decent car kinda way. He had a short haircut, looked about 30 ish and a fat biatch in the passenger seat (poor flap). He gives up his flick game and I go.
I bet his missus was well pissed at him. She`d probably realised what a slit she was sat with in his Ford heap of shit.
03-28-2004, 10:28 AM
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No.
I`ve driven sh*t in my time, everything from old 2cvs to fooked up old Fords. But I would NEVER abuse anyone else. Ferrari or Lada.
It`s all about being nice to your fellow man. Chucking a fag isn`t being nice.
I`ve driven sh*t in my time, everything from old 2cvs to fooked up old Fords. But I would NEVER abuse anyone else. Ferrari or Lada.
It`s all about being nice to your fellow man. Chucking a fag isn`t being nice.
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03-28-2004, 10:41 AM
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It's envy by people of low intelligence - like the lads in the small hilltop rural village of Dunning yesterday who shouted out to me, Iain and Vince "w@nkers" as we drove past with the roof down yesterday (in the dream cars we worked hard to own - while he stood next to his Y reg escort van 
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You`d think so. But I`m riled. I`ve nearly had two fights in 2 hours.
One would put me in a jail for abusing kids, the other would probably have broken my jaw. Very annoying for a lesuirely trip.
One would put me in a jail for abusing kids, the other would probably have broken my jaw. Very annoying for a lesuirely trip.