martin j

Washed the car at the weekend and noticed scuffs/scratched from the rear wheel arch across the now wrinkled door and onto the front wing, car park attack, spoke to the boss of the body shop my work uses and he reckons cheap job for me £400, but to do a proper job, via insurance and needs to include a new door, I always park in the far reaches of a car park away from all the rest but it doesn't work it seems , scunnered.

Nottm_S2

if i wrote that there'd be much more swearing

my BM was twonked a few years back, cost me £300 to properly sort that and i would happily kick the living shit out of man or woman who did it even today

keyCuk

Someone reversed into my accord outside my dad's house on purpose maliciously. Unfortunately for him he was a ****ing moron and had the name of his business on the side of his car... A chimney sweep, one Google search was all it took to find his home address. When my little brother (6ft 2 built like a brick shit house and one half of identical twins) payed him a visit he was all hard and said he didn't care, then his wife saw us and I spoke to her. After we'd left it was only about 20 mins till he knocked on the door and apologized for being a knob and paid me cash for the damage!

Nick Graves

Great story!

And chimney sweeps are supposed to be lucky...