James May's just bought a Boxster!
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James May's just bought a Boxster!
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Article by James May in the Telegraph's motoring section.
So, anyway, I might as well get straight to the point. I went and bought the Porsche Boxster S yesterday.
In case you weren't reading last week, I went to my local Porsche emporium to buy a new indicator bulb for the old 911 but was hoodwinked into taking a test drive in the new Boxster and persuaded that, contrary to all the other indications (still no stair carpet, for example), I could afford one. As someone who has never bought a brand new car before, I am now consumed by Protestant guilt and self-loathing.
And when I say I've bought it, what I mean is that I've paid a 10 per cent deposit in an attempt to persuade those slacking Germans to stop spending half of August on a beach in Spain and actually put the bloody thing together for me. Even then, it's going to take several months. It should be ready for the winter.
Paying the deposit also entitles me to "spec" the car, which is trickier than I thought. The standard Boxster S - something that seems to exist only in theory - is as austere as the Cavalier MkI that I once owned. However, it's easy to spend another
Article by James May in the Telegraph's motoring section.
So, anyway, I might as well get straight to the point. I went and bought the Porsche Boxster S yesterday.
In case you weren't reading last week, I went to my local Porsche emporium to buy a new indicator bulb for the old 911 but was hoodwinked into taking a test drive in the new Boxster and persuaded that, contrary to all the other indications (still no stair carpet, for example), I could afford one. As someone who has never bought a brand new car before, I am now consumed by Protestant guilt and self-loathing.
And when I say I've bought it, what I mean is that I've paid a 10 per cent deposit in an attempt to persuade those slacking Germans to stop spending half of August on a beach in Spain and actually put the bloody thing together for me. Even then, it's going to take several months. It should be ready for the winter.
Paying the deposit also entitles me to "spec" the car, which is trickier than I thought. The standard Boxster S - something that seems to exist only in theory - is as austere as the Cavalier MkI that I once owned. However, it's easy to spend another
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And for those with an interest, I've searched Google just for you.
http://www.gccg.org.uk/
Having spent many years displaying (a car) at classic car shows, I can just see the reaction from some of the clubs when they discover the GCCG is on the stand next to them.
http://www.gccg.org.uk/
Having spent many years displaying (a car) at classic car shows, I can just see the reaction from some of the clubs when they discover the GCCG is on the stand next to them.
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Originally Posted by Beardie,Jul 18 2005, 01:20 AM
And I ended up thinking, well, why shouldn't there be a car club for gay people? I mean, we've already got one for w*****s.
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Originally Posted by euan,Jul 18 2005, 07:17 AM
Strange, I thought May was into classic cars.
(and since when did you read the Torygraph Iain? )
(and since when did you read the Torygraph Iain? )
...but brown ?...he's ordered a brown one ?
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Originally Posted by Beardie,Jul 18 2005, 01:20 AM
If I'd bought a TVR instead, would homosexual men be mocking me for taking an unhealthy interest in women? I doubt it, but I might borrow one and drive it around Soho for an evening to find out.
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Originally Posted by Chris Type R,Jul 18 2005, 06:25 AM
James might have some difficulty using his tools on the Boxster with it's hidden engine though.