Hey you little f****** s**** what the **** are you doing? You watch your f****** back
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Hey you little f****** s**** what the **** are you doing? You watch your f****** back
My car outside a house.
See two (non chav looking) scrotes approach my (top down) motor. Think oh, they`re only looking at it. One looks all furtive the other bends down at my rear wheel.
FOOK ME, he`s tryna nick my valve cap. I fricken EXPLODED. I went red mist and dashed out. They totally SHAT themselves.
I had a fit on em. One kept saying `I was doing nothing, I was doing nothing` he kept repeating that.
So I told em not to feck about with others property. I found out where they lived.
I left them for 5 mins, then I drove down where they were walking (heads down), I slowed up and said `watch your backs....I`ve got my eye on you two`.
Man it was gAnGsTa. I dished out some vigilante styleee to two 14 year old scrotes. I hope I put the fookers on the straight and narrow.
Next stop for me, a fight with an old chav...... oh thats coming alright....
See two (non chav looking) scrotes approach my (top down) motor. Think oh, they`re only looking at it. One looks all furtive the other bends down at my rear wheel.
FOOK ME, he`s tryna nick my valve cap. I fricken EXPLODED. I went red mist and dashed out. They totally SHAT themselves.
I had a fit on em. One kept saying `I was doing nothing, I was doing nothing` he kept repeating that.
So I told em not to feck about with others property. I found out where they lived.
I left them for 5 mins, then I drove down where they were walking (heads down), I slowed up and said `watch your backs....I`ve got my eye on you two`.
Man it was gAnGsTa. I dished out some vigilante styleee to two 14 year old scrotes. I hope I put the fookers on the straight and narrow.
Next stop for me, a fight with an old chav...... oh thats coming alright....
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But Col - what are you going to do if, when your not there, the nasty little $hit(s) decides to key your car to reclaim his dented "pride".
In the good old days a bollocking like you just gave them would have worked - nowadays the scum think they have been "dissed" in front of their mates and will come back for revenge when you're not there.
In the good old days a bollocking like you just gave them would have worked - nowadays the scum think they have been "dissed" in front of their mates and will come back for revenge when you're not there.
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Originally posted by neil_s2k
Or his Dad will come round and see you claiming that his son would never do such a thing
Or his Dad will come round and see you claiming that his son would never do such a thing