HA HA HA GET THIS>>>>
04-02-2006, 05:37 AM
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HA HA HA GET THIS>>>>
I was a bit peckish earlier so I stopped off for a couple of burgers at the local Mcdonalds drive - thru, got my burgers and went and parked up.....
Sat there eating my burger and a bright Yellow Cinquicento (if thats how yer spell it?) with chrome wheels, big exhaust, and a body kit.
It had two spotty twats in the front and two gorgeous blondes in the back which kept giving admiring glances (poss at my car & not me
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Anyway, i get one of the girls attention and wink, they giggle and winked back.
This pissed off the spotty twats.....
Anyway this is where it got funny -
My window is already down, the passenger lowers his, im thinking, here we go time for abuse... anyway he says, how fast does that go mate? I said dunno about 155mph, he said, not bad but my dad said he can get that out of his 2.0 Mondeo! I replied what the f... has he done to it? he said nuffin, its standard mate.. i said is his speedo f@#ked?? he then just pulled a face...
It gets funnier .....
He said, whats yer 0-60, isaid its so fast you cant measure 0-60 in an S, you need to do 0-100!!!
His reply... ok mate, its a nice car but this Cinquicento is the sporting model and i bet yer it will piss all over you round the town..
I kid you not I had the most almighty belly laugh.. but i dropped my burger!!
Now how funny is that!!!
Should i race him???
Sat there eating my burger and a bright Yellow Cinquicento (if thats how yer spell it?) with chrome wheels, big exhaust, and a body kit.
It had two spotty twats in the front and two gorgeous blondes in the back which kept giving admiring glances (poss at my car & not me
)Anyway, i get one of the girls attention and wink, they giggle and winked back.
This pissed off the spotty twats.....
Anyway this is where it got funny -
My window is already down, the passenger lowers his, im thinking, here we go time for abuse... anyway he says, how fast does that go mate? I said dunno about 155mph, he said, not bad but my dad said he can get that out of his 2.0 Mondeo! I replied what the f... has he done to it? he said nuffin, its standard mate.. i said is his speedo f@#ked?? he then just pulled a face...
It gets funnier .....
He said, whats yer 0-60, isaid its so fast you cant measure 0-60 in an S, you need to do 0-100!!!
His reply... ok mate, its a nice car but this Cinquicento is the sporting model and i bet yer it will piss all over you round the town..
I kid you not I had the most almighty belly laugh.. but i dropped my burger!!
Now how funny is that!!!
Should i race him???
04-02-2006, 05:52 AM
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I know... i best steer clear of these little Cinqs round town for fear of being beaten!!!
Especailly ones with Ken Wood in the back glass, ive heard they are quick!
Especailly ones with Ken Wood in the back glass, ive heard they are quick!
04-02-2006, 06:00 AM
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It'll probably be discussed in detail here later
http://www.fiatforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=36
Bless em...they're all about 18, and broke.
http://www.fiatforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=36
Bless em...they're all about 18, and broke.
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04-02-2006, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by bigfecker,Apr 2 2006, 06:00 AM
did you get any of blondes numbers?
