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F1 in more controversy
First it was reports of Ferrari using illegal tyre ovens, which have been approved by the FIA and then this:
A TV-only race by way of compensation for last weekend's farce? If so, then Bernie looks to have sided with the teams after all...
"Come here," he whispered, slightly alarming his deputy. "I don't want anyone else hearing this. The rebel teams are talking about driving their trucks right past Magny-Cours next week and not stopping until they get to Paul Ricard.
"Paul Ricard!" said Penelope.
"Shh," hissed The Mole.
"Well, that means... That means that Bernie Ecclestone is with the teams," she said. "Paul Ricard is his race track."
"His test track," corrected The Mole.
"So there would be 14 cars at Ricard?"
"Probably 16," said The Mole. "I guess Minardi would go with the rebels and switch to Michelin."
"And Jordan?"
"No one gives a damn about Jordan," said The Mole, coldly. "It would be a race for TV only. No spectators."
"And Magny-Cours?" said Penelope. "Max and Jean Todt can play I-Spy with the crowd."
"I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with E."
"Empty pit lane?" fired back Penelope.
They both smiled.
"That makes sense," Penelope said. "The major TV stations will go with The Bernard."
The Mole nodded.
"So this is the big showdown," she said.
"I think so," said The Mole. "It's just like the FISA-FOCA War of 1980-1981. 16 cars is not bad at all for a rebel race. And Ferrari has no sensible allies.
"Paul Ricard!" said Penelope.
"Shh," hissed The Mole.
"Well, that means... That means that Bernie Ecclestone is with the teams," she said. "Paul Ricard is his race track."
"His test track," corrected The Mole.
"So there would be 14 cars at Ricard?"
"Probably 16," said The Mole. "I guess Minardi would go with the rebels and switch to Michelin."
"And Jordan?"
"No one gives a damn about Jordan," said The Mole, coldly. "It would be a race for TV only. No spectators."
"And Magny-Cours?" said Penelope. "Max and Jean Todt can play I-Spy with the crowd."
"I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with E."
"Empty pit lane?" fired back Penelope.
They both smiled.
"That makes sense," Penelope said. "The major TV stations will go with The Bernard."
The Mole nodded.
"So this is the big showdown," she said.
"I think so," said The Mole. "It's just like the FISA-FOCA War of 1980-1981. 16 cars is not bad at all for a rebel race. And Ferrari has no sensible allies.
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