door dinging sons of whores
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Originally Posted by grahamb,Jun 17 2005, 08:50 AM
I know I'm still scared of kerbing though - only had the thing a week
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right.. i think gun crime is the way forward. someone in nottm must be able to sell me a shooter surely.. i can go on a 'dinger quest' killing to fecks..
its the only way.. 'WARNING DINGER MURDERERS OPERATING IN THIS AREA - OPEN DOORS WITH CARE'
only problem is they probably cant read.. cnuts.
its the only way.. 'WARNING DINGER MURDERERS OPERATING IN THIS AREA - OPEN DOORS WITH CARE'
only problem is they probably cant read.. cnuts.
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Originally Posted by RichT2000,Jun 17 2005, 09:04 AM
BTW - "Worcester" is an equally bad word for chaving door denters.
I always go shopping late (as its 24hrs) and park in the parent and children spaces with all the extra room.
That way when some earth mother complains your parked in a parents and kids space with no kids and only 2 seats you can reply with "Its half past frekin 11 at night love, any kiddy winkles should be in bed now resting their brains for a demanding day at their centres of learning tomorrow."
It works everytime and you only have to look down the row to know that your not the only one!! The other night there was a Saab Convertible, Impretza, Meganne Covertible, Toyota Supra and 911 all parked in the kids spaces!!
Real family cars!.............
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Originally Posted by dreamer,Jun 17 2005, 10:25 AM
I figure if you park next to the kerb you are inviting some child-bearing 4x4 to park netx to you as there's more space.....
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Originally Posted by EddandSam,Jun 17 2005, 03:20 AM
It works everytime and you only have to look down the row to know that your not the only one!! The other night there was a Saab Convertible, Impretza, Meganne Covertible, Toyota Supra and 911 all parked in the kids spaces!!
Real family cars!.............
Real family cars!.............
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Find a space between two other expensive cars, hopefully when they open their door they will respect your vehicle and also they wont want to damage theirs.
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Originally Posted by bigfecker,Jun 17 2005, 03:33 AM
Find a space between two other expensive cars, hopefully when they open their door they will respect your vehicle and also they wont want to damage theirs.