Nottm_S2

just noticed a ding on my passenger door, right on the 'crease' so its noticeable as fvck.. i hardly park anywhere where cars are next to me so i can only assume it was done at the supermarket on munday.. i park out of the way and some cnut always 'flocks' next to me as we've discussed.. maybe i should take a fvckin big sign with 'dont park next to me i'm a murderous cnut and a sh1t driver'

what is wrong with these people? aside from the fact they are ignorant, retarded, brain dead, annoying, ugly and wanqers..

i'm gonna punch the next person i see do this.

MB

Not sure you'll get many replies, there was a very recent BIG topic on this with people venting their anger.

Punching is the way forward, but only in the guts to avoid bruising

MB

cheshire_carper

If your car gets dinged, just ding the next nice one you see.

I can offer no other suggestions.


(at least this route starts a thread destined for a ruck).

Badger

I had my first shopping trip two nights ago with my S. I was expecting something akin to the "swarm" so I parked as far away as possible and at the end of a row. No cars within about 20 spaces.

What did I see when I got back 30 minutes later?

An Impreza parked across two spaces several down from me - good work fella

Bada Bing!

You should've butted right up to the kerb instead of parking on the line.

Nottm_S2

maybe i should get some 'crime scene' tape?

i think we need to ban company cars.. or just execute people who have em.

Badger

I know I'm still scared of kerbing though - only had the thing a week

s2uk

if i ever double parked i always got a fine. even when making sure you have got as close to the kerb as possible you get some cnut in a range rover who parks right next to you thinking they have extra space.

RichT2000

One word:

Nottingham.




BTW - "Worcester" is an equally bad word for chaving door denters.

unclebob

That's the most sensible advice I've ever read on here. It's the only way they'll learn (etc.)