All New Scottish meet thread
11-24-2004, 05:23 AM
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only you guys will appreciate this one 
This is just pure magic...by the way....
The story is allegedly true.
The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a
rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)
AD "You say you went to your friend house that night. Why did you go there?"
WITNESS "Tae get a tap."
AD "Is your friend a plumber?"
WITNESS "Naw."
AD "Are you a plumber?"
WITNESS "Naw."
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD
realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of
one hand together in the universal gesture of money.
Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of
questioning accordingly.
AD "So you went to the house to borrow money?"
WITNESS "Naw."
AD "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?"
WITNESS "Naw."
In exasperation the AD says, "You told the court you went to your
friend's house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?"
WITNESS "A Sellick tap."
This is just pure magic...by the way....
The story is allegedly true.
The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a
rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)
AD "You say you went to your friend house that night. Why did you go there?"
WITNESS "Tae get a tap."
AD "Is your friend a plumber?"
WITNESS "Naw."
AD "Are you a plumber?"
WITNESS "Naw."
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD
realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of
one hand together in the universal gesture of money.
Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of
questioning accordingly.
AD "So you went to the house to borrow money?"
WITNESS "Naw."
AD "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?"
WITNESS "Naw."
In exasperation the AD says, "You told the court you went to your
friend's house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?"
WITNESS "A Sellick tap."
11-24-2004, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by euan,Nov 24 2004, 09:14 AM
Stuart
Where exactly did you go to school? was it Amsterdam? is "ampallang" like the alternative meaning of "DP" ? have I been educationally deprived?
I think we should be told.
Where exactly did you go to school? was it Amsterdam? is "ampallang" like the alternative meaning of "DP" ? have I been educationally deprived?
I think we should be told.
Ampallang has no relation to DP, it is a different kind of peircing to a Prince Albert.
If you imagine something like a vertical line through the place in question. Slightly off centre for obvious reasons.
This is like an adult version of call my bluff
11-24-2004, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Gentoo,Nov 24 2004, 02:37 PM
No, in Brazil as a matter of fact.
Ampallang has no relation to DP, it is a different kind of peircing to a Prince Albert.
If you imagine something like a vertical line through the place in question. Slightly off centre for obvious reasons.
This is like an adult version of call my bluff
Ampallang has no relation to DP, it is a different kind of peircing to a Prince Albert.
If you imagine something like a vertical line through the place in question. Slightly off centre for obvious reasons.
This is like an adult version of call my bluff
Anyway Hi Colin, wanna talk about cars?
Anyone coming out to play this weekend?
11-24-2004, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by C7BLE,Nov 24 2004, 05:43 PM
I thought an Ampallang was 3 piercings instead of two formaing either a traingle or putting a Hoop through all 3 holes.
Anyway Hi Colin, wanna talk about cars?
Anyone coming out to play this weekend?
Anyway Hi Colin, wanna talk about cars?
Anyone coming out to play this weekend?
ZZZZZZZZIIP
Nah I was right.
