Super Bowl?... Who cares about a friggin' soccer game!?

 

Game? Whatever. It's all about the steaks, kielbasa, beer and wardrobe malfunctions.

 

I understand about the beer, but you can catch the wardrobe malfunctions on Tivo ... over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... and over ... in slo-mo ... and over ... in slo-mo ...

 

Oh...come on. Everybody knows the game itself is just filling the time between all the new commercials!