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01-28-2009 | 07:24 AM
#852
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uhhh so when i finally get a job, and my only means of transportation is the S, a dam snow/ice storm hits 
4-5" inches of snow packed under 1/4" sheet of ice topped with another 1/2"of snow and counting (oh and thats the driveway btw) fiance drove the 4wd passport and got stuck 3x before even getting to the road...this doesnt look good, should i call off? 
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4-5" inches of snow packed under 1/4" sheet of ice topped with another 1/2"of snow and counting (oh and thats the driveway btw) fiance drove the 4wd passport and got stuck 3x before even getting to the road...this doesnt look good, should i call off? ...
01-28-2009 | 07:36 AM
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haha, i really dont but man the road to work has 2 stoplights right at the top of a hill, an dim scared the s is going to get stuck somewhere ya know...i knew i shouldve went to try and get that wrx when i had time
01-28-2009 | 10:23 AM
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From: Perpetuity
01-28-2009 | 10:58 AM
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From: Brandon, MS
What would YOU do as a parent? -
A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom
that she has missed her period
for two months.
Very worried,
the mother goes to the drug store and buys
a Pregnancy test.
The test is positive.
Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the bastard
that did this to you?
I want to know!'
The girlpicks up the phone
and makes a call.
Half an hour later
a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an ArmaniSuit
steps out of the Ferrari
and enters the house.
He sits in the livingroom
with the father and the mother
and tells them:
Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born
I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a warehouse,
a beach-front villa
and a $2,000,000 bank account.
He continues:
'If a boy is born,
my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins,
they will receive a factory
and $2,000,000 each.
However...,
if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'
At this point,
the father,
who had remained silent,
places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him,
'You fukc her again...'
A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom
that she has missed her period
for two months.
Very worried,
the mother goes to the drug store and buys
a Pregnancy test.
The test is positive.
Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the bastard
that did this to you?
I want to know!'
The girlpicks up the phone
and makes a call.
Half an hour later
a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an ArmaniSuit
steps out of the Ferrari
and enters the house.
He sits in the livingroom
with the father and the mother
and tells them:
Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born
I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a warehouse,
a beach-front villa
and a $2,000,000 bank account.
He continues:
'If a boy is born,
my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins,
they will receive a factory
and $2,000,000 each.
However...,
if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'
At this point,
the father,
who had remained silent,
places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him,
'You fukc her again...'