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08-12-2006, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by NVMY4N,Aug 12 2006, 08:32 PM
10 Reasons BFE Is Not That Bad.
1. If I get a ticket, it gets taken care of
2. Gas Prices are usually better
3. I can walk out side and piss off my front porch with out having the Police come over....
4. We don't have emissions tests
5. We can purchase land at a reasonable price (if you don't mind living in BFE)
6. No Traffic
7. I have a ready supply of home-made methamphetamines at my disposal
8. I can buy beer and liquor in the same store.
9. We have plenty of Corn
10. If necessary I could kill someone and hide the body with ease.
1. If I get a ticket, it gets taken care of
2. Gas Prices are usually better
3. I can walk out side and piss off my front porch with out having the Police come over....
4. We don't have emissions tests
5. We can purchase land at a reasonable price (if you don't mind living in BFE)
6. No Traffic
7. I have a ready supply of home-made methamphetamines at my disposal
8. I can buy beer and liquor in the same store.
9. We have plenty of Corn
10. If necessary I could kill someone and hide the body with ease.
That sounds just like where I grew up Brad!! Seriously.. except the ticket getting taken care of thing.. thats the only one I was missing. I would build a house back home on the farm if it wasn't 50 miles to work
08-13-2006, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by NVMY4N,Aug 12 2006, 09:32 PM
10 Reasons BFE Is Not That Bad.
1. If I get a ticket, it gets taken care of
2. Gas Prices are usually better
3. I can walk out side and piss off my front porch with out having the Police come over....
4. We don't have emissions tests
5. We can purchase land at a reasonable price (if you don't mind living in BFE)
6. No Traffic
7. I have a ready supply of home-made methamphetamines at my disposal
8. I can buy beer and liquor in the same store.
9. We have plenty of Corn
10. If necessary I could kill someone and hide the body with ease.
1. If I get a ticket, it gets taken care of
2. Gas Prices are usually better
3. I can walk out side and piss off my front porch with out having the Police come over....
4. We don't have emissions tests
5. We can purchase land at a reasonable price (if you don't mind living in BFE)
6. No Traffic
7. I have a ready supply of home-made methamphetamines at my disposal
8. I can buy beer and liquor in the same store.
9. We have plenty of Corn
10. If necessary I could kill someone and hide the body with ease.
You own us Nashville peeps on the rest ... especially #4 and #9. I hate dealing with emissions testing. That's the reason I had sell my previous car.
Have fun while you were out?