BeachBum

There's nothing like trying to wrap your wife's Christmas gift to remind you how useless you are without her.

BioBanker

her gift is the only one im allowed to wrap.

not being able to wrap 10,000 gifts kills me

MikeyCB

You should be loving the gift wrapping time...it's the rare occassion you can say "GET THE HELL OUT AND DON'T COME IN TILL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN!" without repercussion.

Enjoy!

DoGMaN

This just in, you're gay.

Go to the mall, look for the old bag with no other role in life but to wrap your shit and pay her a couple of bucks to do it.

Or like me, I buy nothing that I can't put into a gift bag and cover with some coloured paper.

If I buy online and can have it sent wrapped...oh yeah I do that too.

We just aren't built to do this, and if you are, see first sentence.

cthree

you are gay.

You can pay someone to do 99% of what your wife does with 1% of the attitude

Jasonoff

How is wrapping a fukin box difficult?

It's not rocket science.

Ohh i can fold a t-shirt too... guess i better ditch my smokin hot GF for her brother then...

Mocky

gift bags





although i did use some this year.... but wrapping isn't too bad... and at the mall here, they do it for free (just give a few bucks for donation to a charity)

DoGMaN

Exactly

And for the loser who says "its about doing it yourself" you're a whipped idiot.

Even if I had the time to sit there, cut the paper so it actually fits, cut ribbon and then curl it and then put a bow on it.....I wouldn't do it.

I can honestly say that I don't remember what one gift I ever got or gave looked like wrapped. And the shear speed I can attain at ripping a wrapped gift apart is astounding. If someone gave you a hefty bag full of money, would you worry that it wasn't wrapped in some foil shit? heh

THEOLDMAN

I wrapped all my wife's gifts and I don't fit the description. I am however too cheap to pay someone at the mall to wrap anything...Oh I didn't buy anything at the mall. The only thing I couldn't find was a bottle of Inneskillin Ice Wine, maybe for our anniversary.

cthree

On the other hand if you can't cut and fold paper into rectangular shapes or cut one inch pieces of Scotch tape off the dispenser you are retarded and should be wearing one of these