I was rear-ended by a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to
be a really bad day!

You see... When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf...
as were the rest of the people in his car.

He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

To which I replied, "OK Then... which one are you "

That's how the fight started.

 

man sorry to hear that .
but it still sound kind of funny lol
you win the fight right ?
lol~~~ omg this is so bad

 

you're kidding right?
did you lay the smackdown on him?

 

Midgets are gods gifts... remember that.

and here I thought this was going to be a Marta joke

 

Unnnnh I find that funny...I know I shouldn't but I can't help it...

 

If i was a midget i wouldn't be happy either.

 

i'm the size of two midgets almost

 

that must have been a short fight.
better luck on your car
have a nice day, go to Starbuck's
and treat yourself to a "tall" coffee

 

heh.... "tall coffee"....
at least you sold the S before this happened... because it would just be one more blemished s2k on the market

 

title should've been reworded as "so i got assaulted by a dwarf this morning..."