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Old 09-11-2007, 03:40 PM
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I was rear-ended by a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to
be a really bad day!

You see... When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf...
as were the rest of the people in his car.

He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

To which I replied, "OK Then... which one are you "

That's how the fight started.
Old 09-11-2007, 04:13 PM
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man sorry to hear that .
but it still sound kind of funny lol
you win the fight right ?
lol~~~ omg this is so bad
Old 09-11-2007, 06:02 PM
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you're kidding right?
did you lay the smackdown on him?
Old 09-11-2007, 06:11 PM
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Midgets are gods gifts... remember that.

and here I thought this was going to be a Marta joke
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Unnnnh I find that funny...I know I shouldn't but I can't help it...
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If i was a midget i wouldn't be happy either.
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Originally Posted by Jasonoff,Sep 12 2007, 07:15 AM
If i was a midget i wouldn't be happy either.

i'm the size of two midgets almost
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that must have been a short fight.
better luck on your car
have a nice day, go to Starbuck's
and treat yourself to a "tall" coffee
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heh.... "tall coffee"....
at least you sold the S before this happened... because it would just be one more blemished s2k on the market
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title should've been reworded as "so i got assaulted by a dwarf this morning..."

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