BlackieZ

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch!
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!

Now, you must forward this to at least 4 FEMALES
or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.

Plus it's funny, and all ladies should see this.

Mannn

Jay.... good luck!

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BlackieZ

i thought u'd like that

BlackieZ

17 VIEWS! ...that's more then 4... WOOHOOO!! My love life is safe!

Mannn

HAHAHHAHAHA

hyper

Why was this poem addressing her truck?

Poetry was never my strong suit.

Triple-H

So your Titan is named Dick???

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But are they FEMALE views??? You might not be out of the woods yet.

hyper

^ see her sig.