Motu in the hospital
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Man, Tim, glad you're Ok!!
I'll give a call tommorow, as I'm sure it's gettting a late. Get some rest, and heal quickly.
You realize we were planning something with food involved right? what were you thinking???
All the best buddy.
I'll give a call tommorow, as I'm sure it's gettting a late. Get some rest, and heal quickly.
You realize we were planning something with food involved right? what were you thinking???
All the best buddy.
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I just spoke with him, he was up crusing the walkways...still feeling rough, but in good spirits.
He just had family walk in to visit, so if you are going to call, give him some time.
He just had family walk in to visit, so if you are going to call, give him some time.
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For Tim:
Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks the first
girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The
Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "
Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand
in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to
do it before Marco sticks her a$$ in it."
Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks the first
girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The
Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "
Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand
in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to
do it before Marco sticks her a$$ in it."