I fainted for the first time in my life today....
10-26-2006, 08:39 AM
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I fainted for the first time in my life today....
And it was the freakin best thing ever!
I went to the doctor to see why I'm losing so much wieght, so they took a crap load of blood from me.. which never bothers me, and I actually like watching the needle go in and shit..
But after she was done, I started to feel a little dizzy, so I said I'm just gonna sit for a second..
Next thing I know, some chick is staring at me ( my Doctors ) and I say "Who are you?"
then it hits me, I'm on the floor... so they put me up on the table, and she's saying ya, it's a pretty aweful feeling, but it was freaking cool, I feel like I just slept 12 hours, I was having an awesome dream, and I feel like a million bucks now...
I'm gonna do it again!
I went to the doctor to see why I'm losing so much wieght, so they took a crap load of blood from me.. which never bothers me, and I actually like watching the needle go in and shit..
But after she was done, I started to feel a little dizzy, so I said I'm just gonna sit for a second..
Next thing I know, some chick is staring at me ( my Doctors ) and I say "Who are you?"
then it hits me, I'm on the floor... so they put me up on the table, and she's saying ya, it's a pretty aweful feeling, but it was freaking cool, I feel like I just slept 12 hours, I was having an awesome dream, and I feel like a million bucks now...
I'm gonna do it again!
10-26-2006, 09:34 AM
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Man I don't know why when I read that I thought about Family Guy right away..and especially this.
You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn
You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn
10-26-2006, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by rioja,Oct 26 2006, 01:06 PM
Put a plastic bag over your head a seal it for awhile. That'll do the trick
Better have someone around when you do it.
If you need zip-ties, lemme know
Better have someone around when you do it.
If you need zip-ties, lemme know
