DoGMaN

Ok so I officially hate flying and am bored...plus the forum is dullsville again, for some reason.

So I'm thinking, I like to write songs...lets get some songs and change them for the better or to reflect people on the board.

I'll start.

I used to love this show as a kid. Chico and the Man

Cory, don't be discouraged,
The Man he ain't so hard to understand.
Cory, if you try now,
I know that you can lend a helping hand.

Because there's good in everyone
And a new day has no fu uh un
You can see the morning sun if you try.

And I know, things will be better
Oh yes they will for Cory and the Man
Yes they will for Cory and the Man.


There ya go, its just that simple...everyone is fair game. At least in my world.

Mannn

rioja

Dumb Fvck. Meet the Dumb Fvck. He's the modern stone age fool.
From the town of Pee-more, he's got gallons of piss stored for yououuuuu.

Let

BlackieZ

LOL Cory that's pretty good

MOTU

It's official, we have hit bottom!

BlackieZ

Nursery rhymes uncut
MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb sod

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

PLYRS 3

[QUOTE=rioja,Oct 19 2006, 12:45 PM] Dumb Fvck. Meet the Dumb Fvck. He's the modern stone age fool.
From the town of Pee-more, he's got gallons of piss stored for yououuuuu.

Let

hyper

[QUOTE=rioja,Oct 19 2006, 11:45 AM] Dumb Fvck. Meet the Dumb Fvck. He's the modern stone age fool.
From the town of Pee-more, he's got gallons of piss stored for yououuuuu.

Let

DoGMaN

Goddamn Cory good come back hehe

EXCELLENT

I'll think of more when I'm not so busy, I need to look up some NWA

Jasonoff

You're not fukin busy...