Funny joke for the married guys
09-21-2005, 12:56 PM
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Funny joke for the married guys
A young Newfoundlander moves to California and goes to a big
mega-department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have
any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."
Well, the boss liked the Newfoundland kid (of course) so he gave him he
job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how
you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store
was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the
boss asked.
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one?
Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64".
The boss says, "$101.237.64? What did you sell?"
The kid said "I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so
told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
boat and truck?"
The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife
and I said,
'Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing."
mega-department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have
any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."
Well, the boss liked the Newfoundland kid (of course) so he gave him he
job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how
you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store
was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the
boss asked.
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one?
Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64".
The boss says, "$101.237.64? What did you sell?"
The kid said "I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so
told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
boat and truck?"
The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife
and I said,
'Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing."
09-21-2005, 01:13 PM
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That reminds me of the time I went into the stereo shop to buy speaker stands I came out with a $4000 receiver. The sales dude still remembers me and tells all his customers about me LOL
09-21-2005, 01:22 PM
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^ James your story reminds me of when I went and bought a pair of speakers with my wife (then gf).
It took me about 1.5 hrs to decide (while she waited patiently) then after I decided and paid, I went to listen to another set....she came into the room and asked me what I was doing??? I just bought a set of speakers....
It took me about 1.5 hrs to decide (while she waited patiently) then after I decided and paid, I went to listen to another set....she came into the room and asked me what I was doing??? I just bought a set of speakers....
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