Heading home form the Zaino meet, I make a left on to Major Mac. I accelerate swiftly rev to about 7k and let off at 72 km

I see this cop up ahead, he puts his lights on, and turns to follow Jason and I.

So Jay pulls over, then the cop passes, and stops me.

Why did you rev your engine he says.. I didn't I tell him, I only went half way, and show him my tach.
I smell oil burning he says, so I say really, do you mind if I get out? thats not right.. I get out, I smell nothing.. I say to him, you still smell it? he says nothing.. I say again. I don't smell oil, you sure its me, not you? he says nothing..

Then he says pop your hood, okay, fine.. he drops the hood from way to high, and I say easy there, this ain't a crown vic.

He obviously thinks I'm an FNF'r but he's got nothing on me, my car isn't too loud, meets emissions, meets safety..

and then,,,,and THEN!!! he wants my lic, owership, insurance.. wouldn't you ing know it!!! my insurance slip is expired. So he gives me a ticket for 70 bucks..

I was very polite all the way thru, but this cock licker had to give me something.. so he explains the ticket and I say whatever. He says pardon? and I say again whatever..

as he's walking away, I say you want to hear 9000 rpms? he stops but then keeps walking and I peeled out redlined up the speed limit and pegged it..

all this AFTER I put my silencers back in..

I mean seriously he should have nailed Jay for the front plate, that ticket was worth more!!!!

 

like Chaka Khan says:

"I feel for you"

 

hahhahahah

 

That sucks dude.

I thought for sure it was for me. I don't even have my ownership in the car yet since it's in the mail. Just the bill of sale.

I lucked out hardcore on that one.

 

when they wanna give you something.. they will find all kinda excuse...

buddy of mine was fined because he has a photocopy of the ownership in the car... and not the true copy... everyone i know keeps the photocopy because if the car was stolen, they can't sell your car

obviously the cop will let you go if you have a photocopy .. that's good enough for their sense... but the law says you require a true copy..

ticket was thrown away later the buddy took it to court

 

Damn, that's a good point on the ownership. I'm off to the photocopier.

And Mike your exhaust isn't even very loud.

 

$70? I though it was only $60 for expired Insurance slip.

You got jipped boy.

 

ing GST hehe

He called me and I told him he'd have been let go if he would have just believed a bit more in love.

 

Bummer, man!
So, is the exhaust up for sale? I can broker another deal for ya.

ps. Regarding your title: "Cocksmoker!!!" I kinda thought your breath smelled a bit, ummm, ahhh, odd!

 

I have gotten breaks from cop's wonder why..........................mayb it's my good looks