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i dun think i have the balls for that 
10-06-2006, 02:36 PM
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Figured we havent had a laugh in here in a while. Im actually pretty pissed off right now. Just finished touching up the car (spray wax) and as I was buffing the hood (my driveway has a huge tree over it, great for summer, since its shady)....a bird plops one..... 1/2 went on my hand, 1/2 went on my hood. Im off to my garage to find my 1000fps pellet rifle (yes, the rifle's name is Daisy.) That bird is dinner.
10-06-2006, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dcon67,Oct 6 2006, 01:11 PM
15) Girls wearing glitter...either on their clothes or lotion. Glitter is a pia to get rid of.
10-06-2006, 04:29 PM
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o... what about when you just wash/wax/detail every square inch of your car and you drive somewhere only to find out that your side mirrors ran water down you doors that you just cleaned oh so perfectly?
10-06-2006, 05:30 PM
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I hate when your friend helps you wash the car, and applies too much armorall....thus, slattering the entire side of your car.
I also hate the fact that there hasnt been a new Rabbi/Priest joke in over a decade.......(Peter Griffin)
I also hate the fact that there hasnt been a new Rabbi/Priest joke in over a decade.......(Peter Griffin)
10-06-2006, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by NFRs2000NYC,Oct 6 2006, 05:30 PM
I also hate the fact that there hasnt been a new Rabbi/Priest joke in over a decade.......(Peter Griffin)
rabbi & priest with car (couldnt find one about a rabbi and priest detailing cars!!!):
<< A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
>>
ba boom!
(is this the evolution of the w&w?- we are wackos, right?!!)
source:
http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/837.html