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09-07-2013 | 01:57 PM

jukngene

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From: Delawhere???

For you New Englandah's in Mass

~ Boston and Bostonians ~

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury.

Due north of the center we find the South End.

This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End.

North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.

There is no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, and no water on Water Street.

Back Bay Boston streets are in alphabetical awddah: Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc.

So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc.

If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar) you are on Beacon Hill.

If they are named after poets, you are in Wellesley.

Massachusetts Avenue is Mass Ave.

Commonwealth Avenue is Comm Ave.

South Boston is Southie.

The South End is The South End.

East Boston is Eastie.

The North End is east of the former West End.

The West End and Scully Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night.

Roxbury is The Burree.

Jamaica Plain is J.P.

There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two courthouses, and two Hancock buildings (one is very old; one is relatively new).

The colored lights on top the old Hancock tells the weatha:

"Solid blue, clear view."

"Flashing blue, clouds due."

"Solid red, rain ahead."

"Flashing red, snow instead." (except in summer, flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out!

Most people live here all their life and still do not know what the hell is going on with this one:

Route 128 South is I-95 south and it is also I-93 north.

The underground train is not a subway. It is the T, and it does not run all night

(Fah chrysakes, this ain't Noo Yawk).

Order the cold tea in China Town after 2:00 AM; you will get a kettle full of beer.

Bostonians: think that it is their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.

Bostonians: think that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (No Rs, except in idear.)

Bostonians: think that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.

Bostonians: refer to six inches of snow as a dusting.

Bostonians: always bang a left as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it..

Bostonians: believe that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

Bostonians: think that 63 degree ocean water is warm.

Bostonians: think Rhode Island accents are annoying.

Bostonians get their alcohol at "the Packy"

The bridge connecting Boston and Cambridge via Massachusetts Avenue is commonly known as the Harvard Bridge.

When it was built, the state offered to name the bridge for the Cambridge school that could present the best claim for the honor. Harvard submitted an essay detailing its contributions to education in America, concluding that it deserved the honor of having a bridge leading into Cambridge named for the institution...

MIT did a structural analysis of the bridge and found it so full of defects that they agreed that it should be named for Harvard.

This is all true!

Do not pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd. They will tow it to Meffad (Medford) or Summahville (Somerville).

Do not sleep on the Common. (Boston Common)

Do not wear orange in Southie on St. Patrick's Day.

The Sox = The Red Sox.

The Cs = The Celtics.

The Bs = The Bruins.

The Pats = The Patriots.

How to pronounce these Massachusetts cities correctly:

Worcester: Wuhsta or Wistah.

Gloucester: Glawsta.

Leicester: Lesta.

Woburn: Woobun.

Dedham: Dead-um.

Revere: Re-vee-ah.

Quincy: Quinzee.

Tewksbury: Tooks-ber-ry.

Leominster: Lemon-sta.

Peabody: Pee-ba-dee.

Waltham: Walth-ham.

Chatham: Chad-dum.

Samoset: Sam-oh-set or Sum-aw-set, but nevah Summerset!

Massachusetts Facts :

Frappes are made with ice cream - milkshakes are not.

If it is carbonated and flavored, it is tonic.

Tonic means Soda.

When we want Club Soda we ask for CLUB SODA .

When we want Tonic Water we ask for TONIC WATER .

Pop is another name for Dad.

The smallest beer is a pint.

Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish. If you paid more than $7 per pound, you got scrod.

It is not a water fountain... it is a bubblah.

It is not a trash can... it is a barrel.

It is not a hero, or a grinder... it is a sub.

It is not a shopping caht... it is a carriage.

It is not a purse... it is a pockabook.

They are not franks... they are haht dahgs.

Franks are money used in Switzahland.

Police do not drive patrol units or black and whites... they drive a crewza.

If you take the bus, your on the looza crooza.

It is not a rubber band... it is an elastic.

It is not a traffic circle or round about... it is a rotary.

"Going to the islands" means going to Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket

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09-07-2013 | 03:08 PM

boltonblue

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Bostonians: think that it is their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.
well they shouldn't have left a damn hole in traffic, that the hell did they expect???

I did live in Lemon-staH for a while ( I fixed the spelling for ya. )

and I do work in Tooks-ber-ry. now

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09-12-2013 | 08:25 AM

Legal Bill

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From: Canton, MA

If you take the bus, your on the looza crooza.

^Never heard of that one.

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09-13-2013 | 06:42 AM

Lainey

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From: Smalltown

Route 128 South is I-95 south and it is also I-93 north.

Now THIS one always got to me, especially if I was driving home from NH. I don't have the best sense of direction and the signage on this highway would really screw me up. They have changed it over the years though.

I don't live in or frequent the city of Boston, but some of the other stuff towards the end made me smile.

I asked for a diet soda with lemon when we were on a trip to Canada. I got a glass of club soda with lemon.

Uh oh...may I have a diet Coke, please??!!

BTW, we do NOT talk funny!!

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09-13-2013 | 08:11 AM

robb

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From: Bondville

Similar logistics in Rhode Island. When you land at the airport they tell you welcome to Providence but the airport is actually in Warwick which is two cities away from Providence. I gotta go my clamcakes are getting cold and my coffee cabinet is getting warm I should of just had a Grinda'. Or maybe some olneyville hot wieners.

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