ralper

You know you're old when you hear yourself telling your teenage son the same things your father told you, things that you promised yourself you'd never tell your son if you ever had one.

You know you're old when you look at the money in your IRA account, money you thought you put away for old age, and you realize you can withdraw it without a penalty.

You know your old when most of the people who were President of the United States in your life time are now dead.

2KIS2K

You know you are old when your back goes out more often than you do!

Lovetodrive2000

You know you're old when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You know you're old when getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

joncallihan

You know you're old when you have out lived all of the doctors that told you to quit ... or you will die.

S1997

You know you are getting to be an old redneck when you no longer think the Thunderbird wine in your Mason jar is hot-damned-good-shee-uht!

trapper

You know you're old when you can have a relationship with a woman one-quarter your age without needing to call a lawyer.