You know you're old when...
12-31-2013, 11:31 AM
#1
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You know you're old when...
Just like those "You know you own a <insert car type here> when..." or "You might be a redneck if..." kind of threads.
You know you're old when... you read the in-flight SkyMall magazine and you think to yourself that the stuff in there is really pretty cool...especially the "fashion design" compression hose because you have already had to loosen the laces on your sneakers twice during this flight.
You know you're old when... you ask for apple juice during the flight because you know of its benefits in keeping the digestive system in normal production mode, and traveling does weird things to that part of your innards.
I'm sure the list will be lengthy...
You know you're old when... you read the in-flight SkyMall magazine and you think to yourself that the stuff in there is really pretty cool...especially the "fashion design" compression hose because you have already had to loosen the laces on your sneakers twice during this flight.
You know you're old when... you ask for apple juice during the flight because you know of its benefits in keeping the digestive system in normal production mode, and traveling does weird things to that part of your innards.
I'm sure the list will be lengthy...
12-31-2013, 11:53 AM
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You know you're old when... you know where all the bathrooms are in all your favorite stores and restaurants as well as the fastest route to get to them.
(of course this might also be a sign that you are pregnant, but...)
(of course this might also be a sign that you are pregnant, but...)
12-31-2013, 11:57 AM
#4
You know you're old when... you have more medical specialists in your phone directory than family members.
You know you're old when... you read People Magazine in the doctors waiting room and you have no idea who any of the celebrities are in the magazine.
You know you're old when... you realize the waiter was talking to your son when he said " I'll need to see an ID" ( or in Dave's case grandson)
You know you're old when... you read People Magazine in the doctors waiting room and you have no idea who any of the celebrities are in the magazine.
You know you're old when... you realize the waiter was talking to your son when he said " I'll need to see an ID" ( or in Dave's case grandson)
12-31-2013, 01:58 PM
#6
You know you are old when you are ready to tweeze the eyebrows, and flip the magnifying mirror for more magnification then realize it's already on the magnified side. 
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12-31-2013, 02:51 PM
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You know you're old when...You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You know you're old when...Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
You know you're old when...At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
You know you're old when...Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
You know you're old when...At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
12-31-2013, 03:08 PM
#9
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12-31-2013, 06:14 PM
#10
You know you're old when...You can't find your glasses because you're wearing them.... 