I've been around, don't worry. But the problem is, I'm just a shy kinda guy.

Fortunately, I've found a solution, sent to me by someone I worked with out west...

Subject: Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind!

HPH

 

[QUOTE=grannyrod,Jan 18 2006, 01:52 PM] Too bad I can't spell.

 

I love the Google ads that pop up on this page:

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Jer I went in and changed my boo boos but Val copied me and the errors still show up in her quote and I thought only she could fix them. However, if you know how to do it, be my guest.

And Dr., for someone who's supposed to be so shy, you sure do come up with some funny stories and zingers sometimes. Are you one of those guys who let it all hang out when they write their book. Now I've got to buy one just to test my theory. What's the name of at least one of them? Guess I should know your real name or do you have a pen name? Who knows with you shy types. Hots indeed.

 

Hmmm. Let me suggest that Valentine recommend one. They're murder mysteries and a series, although you don't really have to start at the beginning unless you do that sort of thing compulsively.

And maybe "hots" is too strongly put. A guy of my advanced age and all, given that I don't take that kind of prescription medication, may classify as having only "warms." HPH

 

 

You're right....Val would have to edit your quote within her post. It's not a problem to do that but you would have to ask her directly. I often make boo boos but usually find them myself as soon as I view the post in question

 

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I just don't believe that SHY people can come up with this stuff.

Okay Val-e, where should I start?

 

I edited your quote, g-rod. Excuse me, I'm going to have to leave the forum, I just had a warm flash.

 

Oh Dr. Shycloud, what HAVE you started?!?