Laugh of the day
08-09-2024 | 08:42 AM
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A man at the beach asked the lifeguard how he had so many pretty girls flocking around him.
The lifeguard offered this advice “When you come to the beach, put a potato in your swim trunks”.
The next day he approached the lifeguard asking why it is not working for him.
“Next time, put the potato in front…”
The lifeguard offered this advice “When you come to the beach, put a potato in your swim trunks”.
The next day he approached the lifeguard asking why it is not working for him.
“Next time, put the potato in front…”
^This just reminded me of a guy I dated for a few month in 1975. His name was Rory and he dressed like guys did in 1975. The crotch on pants was where it should be. My dad asked me if Rory put socks down his pants. I told Rory what my dad said so the next time Rory came over he indeed did put socks down his pants. After a while of talking, Rory pulled them out saying they were uncomfortable.
My dad was "different". He told my future husband that he'd have to buy me with animals. The night before we got married, Andy put a billy goat in my dad's yard. We got married and then went to a Lake Tahoe for our honeymoon, in July 1984. When we got back my dad insisted we come get the goat, which we did. We took the goat home and it ended up eating Andy's one prize pot plant.
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08-09-2024 | 08:44 AM
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^This just reminded me of a guy I dated for a few month in 1975. His name was Rory and he dressed like guys did in 1975. The crotch on pants was where it should be. My dad asked me if Rory put socks down his pants. I told Rory what my dad said so the next time Rory came over he indeed did put socks down his pants. After a while of talking, Rory pulled them out saying they were uncomfortable.
My dad was "different". He told my future husband that he'd have to buy me with animals. The night before we got married, Andy put a billy goat in my dad's yard. We got married and then went to a Lake Tahoe for our honeymoon. When we got back my dad insisted we come get the goat, which we did. We took the goat home and it ended up eating Andy's one prize pot plant.
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