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Old 05-10-2024 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tof
I'm giving all the above jokes a like...just as soon as i find the button.

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Old 05-10-2024 | 01:48 PM
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Patricia, you haven't caught on to Mike's sense of humor after all these years.
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Old 05-10-2024 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dlq04
Patricia, you haven't caught on to Mike's sense of humor after all these years.
I guess not.
Old 05-10-2024 | 07:31 PM
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Old 05-11-2024 | 12:51 PM
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Swimming with sharks is really expensive.

It cost me an arm and a leg.
Old 05-11-2024 | 12:52 PM
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If you're American when you go into and come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in there?

European.
Old 05-11-2024 | 12:54 PM
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Trying to write with a broken pencil?

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Old 05-11-2024 | 01:26 PM
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
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Old 05-11-2024 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyras
Yeah, thanks for your helpful intentions, Patricia. I found the button right after I posted that. Don't know how I missed it.
Old 05-11-2024 | 11:08 PM
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