The part that sucks is if you miss a dose.
I get all twitchy and jumpy like I'm getting electric shocks.
It's really special

 

and now back to humor.

a fundamental truth.

 

A friend of mine started his new job as a street sweeper today. He said there was no real formal training, he'd just have to pick it up as he went along.

 

So sorry you're still having shingles issues, Tof.

 

 

I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today.

Boy was his mother mad at me.

 

Zebediahs wife was in the family buggy when she was pulled over by the State Police.

"Good morning Ma'am, I notice your little orange triangle sign is hanging by one bolt and is ready to fall off."

"Oh my! I will have Zebediah fix it as soon as he gets home", she replies.

"Also, it looks like some of your Harness is wrapped around the horses testicles".

She thanks the Officer and heads home.

When she sees her husband, she says; "Oh, Zeb, when you get a chance, can you fix the triangle on the Buggy?"

"After I milk the cows, I will look at it! "

Then she remembers; "Oh, and while you're at it, check the Emergency Brake!"

 

^ hahahahahaha

 

Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex.


A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

 

A couple that had been married were talking, and the wife said "If I should die first, promise me now that in the funeral procession, my mother can ride in the first car with you."

The husband replied "Okay, if you insist, but it'll ruin my day."