Remember this?

 

Of course. I remember 110baud TTY modems. I couldn't believe how fast that 2400baud modem was when I finally got rid of the 300baud.

 

Been there and don’t ever want to do it again!

 

https://www.gocomics.com/cornered/2023/12/30

 

 

 

Chickens : the only animal you eat before they are alive and after they are dead.

Committee : a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust : mud with the juice squeezed out.

Handkerchief : cold storage.
Inflation: cutting money in half without damaging the paper

 

 

A bit late, but most of the jokes here are.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What happened to the burglar who robbed an advent calendar factory?

He got 25 days.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

Lost.

What do you sing at Santa’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

Because he had low “elf” esteem!

What goes ‘Oh, oh, oh’?

Santa walking backwards.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?

Noël Coward.

 

https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2024/01/08