Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G

 

 

Here's a real laugh. My wife was in the pool today when a 4' black snake decided to join her. She can walk on water.
I helped the black snake find the door to the lanai.
It was pretty funny. She hates snakes and this one swam right by her.

 

Grant, I am willing to wager she didn't find it anywhere near amusing as you did.
I have a buddy at work who will just about jump back over a chair if a picture of a snake comes up on the screen.

 

No where near. It's still funny as I keep reminding her. Black snakes are good ones to have around. They're harmless. Usually there's one big female and several males. They live in our bamboo.

 

 

 

How do you circumcise a whale?

 

With 4 skin divers.