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Old 06-27-2023 | 05:01 PM
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Old 06-28-2023 | 04:26 AM
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Old 06-28-2023 | 05:31 AM
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Old 06-28-2023 | 06:27 AM
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Old 06-28-2023 | 05:59 PM
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Old 06-28-2023 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by robb
Which letter is silent in the word scent, the S or the C?
My first thought was "neither" but what about scat scoot scotch... Good one!
Old 06-29-2023 | 03:07 AM
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scat scoot scotch
when you scratching the sleep from your eyes over your first cup of coffee ​​​​​​​ ... WTF???
Old 06-29-2023 | 04:49 AM
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My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked “Does this make my butt look big?”
I texted back “Noooo!”
My phone autocorrected to “Moo!”
Please send help!
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Old 06-29-2023 | 04:54 AM
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Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I would like to donate.
Husband: Why not throw it in the trash? That would be so much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people that can use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
Husband is recovering from a head injury now.
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Old 06-29-2023 | 06:30 AM
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