Interesting list Ken, thanks.

 

"Yep she'll pass anything but an electric outlet" just doesn't have the same panache.

 

Not too many collect calls made today, I would imagine!

The line about the tight mattress left out the bedbugs. "Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!"

 

Regarding #2 on Ken's list about Coke. I can only imagine the conversation in the board room in Atlanta several years ago when someone suggested that Coke get into the bottled water business. I can imagine the Chairman of the Board saying something like: Son let me make sure I am understanding what you are saying. We have built the most recognized brand on earth by taking water, adding caffeine, sugar, caramel coloring, and carbonating it, and selling it for $1 a bottle. You are proposing that we leave all of that crap out of it and we can sell it for $1.50 a bottle?

Regarding Robb's comment about McDonald's. The only McDonald's in the world that does NOT have golden arches is in Sedona, AZ. Zoning restrictions would not allow it. It has Teal arches. .

 

 

Redneck Bobsled

 

^^^ The empty beer cans are a nice touch.

 

nice touch??? more like mandatory equipment my friend.

 

For sure, I mean, how in the world could anyone go out car hood-car seat bobsledding without beer? That would just be silly