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Old 12-15-2022 | 08:02 AM
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Old 12-16-2022 | 09:05 AM
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Old 12-16-2022 | 11:42 AM
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All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's 4 year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, my face for food,
and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally I asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet waiting for her response.
Finally the little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".
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Old 12-17-2022 | 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by robb
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's 4 year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, my face for food,
and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally I asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet waiting for her response.
Finally the little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".
Old 12-17-2022 | 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by robb
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's 4 year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, my face for food,
and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally I asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet waiting for her response.
Finally the little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".
Old 12-18-2022 | 12:52 PM
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Old 12-19-2022 | 07:55 AM
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Old 12-19-2022 | 08:26 AM
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Old 12-19-2022 | 10:21 AM
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It's funny because it's so true.
Old 12-19-2022 | 01:22 PM
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I caught my grandson chewing on an electric cord. So I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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