Steve lived all his life in the Florida keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and for a camcorder to be in place to record his last wishes and when all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Doug I want you to take the ocean reef houses."
"My daughter Kelly you take the apartments between mile marker 100 and Tavernier.'
"My son Kevin I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."
"Cathy my dear wife I want you to take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings and as Steve slips away the nurse says "Your husband must of been a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."
The wife replies "the asshole had a paper route."
Remember next time you hate your life it is all about perspective.
I have a friend who reads two to three books a week, works out twice a day, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time, yet he complains about how much he hates prison.

 

Some of you young folks may not know who Dr K was, but many do.

 

Some times life is more funny than any cartoon.

 

 

Have you read Dr. Kevorkian’s latest book? It’s called I’m Okay, You’re DOA.