Have you ever noticed how much easier it is to wash dishes if you don't wear your reading glasses?

 

^^^
Took me a beat or two.

 

 

 

Reminds me of the quip about toilet paper in India:

What does John Wayne and TP from India have in common?

It is rough, tough, and doesn't take S$&t of an Indian!

 

 

 

I came home from work to find that my son had been sent home from school. Apparently he had been calling the principal names.
The final straw was went he went to the cafeteria and ended up throwing his lunch on the floor before walking out.

I sat him down and looked him in the eye and said

“Son, have you ever thought teaching is not the job for you?”