Joke of the Day Part IV
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robb (09-04-2024)
09-04-2024 | 03:34 AM
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From: Six Metro stops short of insanity.
A father passes away and his son is arranging the funeral. He talks to the mortician about his father’s remains.
The son says, “I know we don’t have much money, but I want the best for my father. Please do what you can.”
A week after the funeral, the mortician presents the son with a bill for fifty dollars. Thinking it to be very reasonable, the son pays the bill.
The next week, the son gets another bill for fifty dollars from the mortician. He pays that as well. A week later a third bill arrives in the amount of fifty dollars.
The son calls the mortician and says. “The funeral was three weeks ago. Why am I still getting bills for fifty dollars?”
“You wanted the best for your father,” the mortician says, “so that tux was rented.”
The son says, “I know we don’t have much money, but I want the best for my father. Please do what you can.”
A week after the funeral, the mortician presents the son with a bill for fifty dollars. Thinking it to be very reasonable, the son pays the bill.
The next week, the son gets another bill for fifty dollars from the mortician. He pays that as well. A week later a third bill arrives in the amount of fifty dollars.
The son calls the mortician and says. “The funeral was three weeks ago. Why am I still getting bills for fifty dollars?”
“You wanted the best for your father,” the mortician says, “so that tux was rented.”
09-04-2024 | 03:36 AM
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From: Six Metro stops short of insanity.
A pig walks into a bar, orders twenty beers, and starts chugging them all one by one.
“That’s impressive,” says the bartender. “Want to know where the bathroom is?”
The pig replies, “No thanks, pal. I’m just going to go wee wee wee all the way home.”
“That’s impressive,” says the bartender. “Want to know where the bathroom is?”
The pig replies, “No thanks, pal. I’m just going to go wee wee wee all the way home.”
09-04-2024 | 10:02 AM
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From: La Crescenta, CA
A father passes away and his son is arranging the funeral. He talks to the mortician about his father’s remains.
The son says, “I know we don’t have much money, but I want the best for my father. Please do what you can.”
A week after the funeral, the mortician presents the son with a bill for fifty dollars. Thinking it to be very reasonable, the son pays the bill.
The next week, the son gets another bill for fifty dollars from the mortician. He pays that as well. A week later a third bill arrives in the amount of fifty dollars.
The son calls the mortician and says. “The funeral was three weeks ago. Why am I still getting bills for fifty dollars?”
“You wanted the best for your father,” the mortician says, “so that tux was rented.”
The son says, “I know we don’t have much money, but I want the best for my father. Please do what you can.”
A week after the funeral, the mortician presents the son with a bill for fifty dollars. Thinking it to be very reasonable, the son pays the bill.
The next week, the son gets another bill for fifty dollars from the mortician. He pays that as well. A week later a third bill arrives in the amount of fifty dollars.
The son calls the mortician and says. “The funeral was three weeks ago. Why am I still getting bills for fifty dollars?”
“You wanted the best for your father,” the mortician says, “so that tux was rented.”
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dlq04 (09-04-2024)
09-09-2024 | 04:52 PM
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From: Worthington, Ohio
Looks like it is just four different colors of wrap.
