Did you hear the good news about reincarnation?

It’s making a comeback.

 

A man places some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and starts back toward his car when his attention is diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seems to be praying with profound intensity and keeps repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”
The first man approaches him and says, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.
Who are you mourning? A child? A parent?”

The mourner takes a moment to collect himself, then replies, “My wife’s first husband.”

 

A new business is opening and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion.
The flowers arrive at the new business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.”
Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain.
After he tells the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this.
Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’”

 

^^

 

 

I confess. I didn't get it until I read the comments on Facebook. I expect more from you all.

 

Do I really have to say "I'll be Bach." ?

 

groan...

 

 

Hey, I got the composer joke right away. Made me chuckle out loud, as did Patricia's window sticker post.