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I didn't get it. Then
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For the Boston response,
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A woman gave birth to quadriplets. She named them eenie, meenie, minie, and Fred,

She didn't want any Mo.
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Originally Posted by Kyras
I didn't get it. Then
I still don't get it. Explain it to me, Patty.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
I still don't get it. Explain it to me, Patty.
"Khakis" is how you pronounce "Car Keys".
I lost my car keys. I lost my khakis.
That means your car won't start.



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