I restarted my PC and now I can see them as well?

 

Two options for what this means. Maybe there should be a be a period after crocodiles?

 

Proper punctuation is your friend!

 

My friend told me she wouldn’t eat beef tongue because it came out of a cows mouth.
So I gave her an egg.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could of become whiskey but didn’t.

 

Reminds me of the joke some play on the simple: placing a Cornish Game hen inside a turkey for baking. Upon carving, they think the turkey was pregnant.

Also reminds me of my younger, single days as a student naval aviator living in Corpus Christi Texas with two other students like me. (1979) I was at the local grocery store and I came across some beef tongue. It was inexpensive but I never had it before and was not sure how to cook it. An older woman was next to me and I asked her about it. She took it, looked at it and said it was really tough meat and required a long cooking process. She looked at me and said. "Folks like us don't eat this kind of thing". I said thank you and moved on.

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently excercise helps with decision making. It's true I went running this morning and decided I'm never going to do that again.
My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
I too was once a male trapped in a female body but then my Mother gave birth.
When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident I asked the Dr. if I would still be able to write with it. He said "probably but I wouldn't count on it."