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Old 10-09-2023, 11:41 AM
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Don’t tell me that. I have a checkup next week and I know the digit exam is coming!
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When he puts these on is when you have to worry.

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Old 10-09-2023, 01:58 PM
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Old 10-09-2023, 02:17 PM
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omg, that really strikes me as funny
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Old 10-09-2023, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by boltonblue
When he puts these on is when you have to worry.
It's not a "he"!!!!
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Old 10-09-2023, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by boltonblue
When he puts these on is when you have to worry.
Those are an alternative to an ancestry tree search.
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Old 10-10-2023, 06:09 AM
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At the library the other day, I asked if they had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat ...

The librarian said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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I'm reading a book of horror stories in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

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Everyone knows the opposite of microwave is tsunami.
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