Joke of the Day Part IV
08-21-2023, 11:55 AM
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08-21-2023, 07:50 PM
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^ I see you visit the man every day. So do I. Have been for a long time.
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08-22-2023, 03:54 AM
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Overheard: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”
- Lorna Rose Treen
Mourner at a mans funeral to the grieving widow; "May I have a word?"
Grieving widow; "Certainly"
Mourner: "Plethora"
Grieving widow; "Thank you, that means a lot."
- Lorna Rose Treen
Mourner at a mans funeral to the grieving widow; "May I have a word?"
Grieving widow; "Certainly"
Mourner: "Plethora"
Grieving widow; "Thank you, that means a lot."
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08-22-2023, 06:30 AM
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Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe
- I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen
- The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock
- Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill
- When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa
- I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham
- How do celiac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender
- My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift
- I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron
- Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone
- My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
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08-22-2023, 09:09 AM
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08-22-2023, 11:21 AM
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08-23-2023, 08:33 AM
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