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Old 08-12-2023, 08:56 AM
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Policeman has a woman pulled over and he points at a bottle she has in her hand and asks “what’s in the bottle?”
She replies “just some water”.
“Mam that is wine” replies the policeman.
”OMG Jesus has done it again” the lady replies.
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Husband asks his wife what is for dinner.
Nothing she replies.
We had nothing last night he says.
Wife says I know I made enough for two nights.
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