wantone

It has been known for many years that Sex was healthy, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now, after "Original and Proprietary" research from Harvard University, they are proud to present the results:

Removing her clothes:

With her consent...............................12 Calories

Without her consent............................2187 Calories

Opening her bra:

With both hands................................8 Calories

With one hand..................................12 Calories

With your teeth................................485 Calories

Putting on a condom:

With an erection...............................6 Calories

Without an erection............................3315 Calories

Positions:

Missionary.....................................12 Calories

69 lying down...................................78 Calories

69 standing up.................................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories

Doggy Style....................................326 Calories

Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories

Orgasms:

Real.........................................112 Calories

Fake..........................................1315 Calories

Post orgasm:

Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories

Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

Getting a second erection: If you are:

20_29 years....................................36 Calories

30_39 years....................................80 Calories

40_49 years....................................124 Calories

50_59 years....................................1972 Calories

60_69 years....................................7916 Calories

70 and over....................................Results are still pending

Dressing afterwards:

Calmly.........................................32 Calories

In a hurry.....................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door...........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories

Legal Bill

Love the new sig line.

OhioRacer

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MsPerky

These are great, Ev!! I like that sig, too...