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Old 12-10-2007 | 10:46 AM
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Subject: Always a Steeler Fan!
So with that said - I'll be brave and start some "smack" talk!


On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.


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A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange & Brown shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis Church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan.'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

IF YOU ARE A TRUE STEELERS FAN YOU WILL SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE....LETS SEE WHO IS

Any other die hard Steeler fans out there? Post up!
Old 12-10-2007 | 10:54 AM
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^These are fantastic! Thank you!
Old 12-10-2007 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LINESUPER,Dec 10 2007, 02:46 PM
Subject: Always a Steeler Fan!
So with that said - I'll be brave and start some "smack" talk!


On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.


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A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange & Brown shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis Church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan.'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

IF YOU ARE A TRUE STEELERS FAN YOU WILL SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE....LETS SEE WHO IS

Any other die hard Steeler fans out there? Post up!
...copy and sending...
Old 12-11-2007 | 02:56 AM
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Very funny!!
Old 12-11-2007 | 03:12 AM
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Old 12-11-2007 | 06:30 PM
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What do you guys think about the coach of the Falcons quitting in during the season I think he should have waited till the end, it's only three more games....I've wondered what set him off?
Old 12-12-2007 | 03:13 AM
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From what I read, he was brought in last Jan to get the most out of Michael Vick. Now Vick is in the slammer and the Falcons are losing. I think he was looking to make a move and the timing at Arkansas worked out.
Old 12-12-2007 | 03:32 AM
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College football is much more attractive for a lot of these coaches. Much less strain, less hours, good pay, and the opportunity to have an impact in young peoples lives. I don't think the NFL is the great lure it once was for these guys. College coaches have tried, failed and ended up back at the college level. (i.e. Steve Spurrier, Pete Caroll, Nick Saban and others).
Old 12-12-2007 | 03:35 AM
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^ I was thinking of Steve Spurrier, too, when I read the post.
Old 12-12-2007 | 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by RENDERMAN,Dec 11 2007, 10:30 PM
What do you guys think about the coach of the Falcons quitting in during the season I think he should have waited till the end, it's only three more games....I've wondered what set him off?
I think the opportunity at Arkansas was too good to pass up. Besides, the fans at Atalanta will not put up with build up for this franchise next several years. They want immediate results and I don't think that would have been a realistic goal. He is taking a bit of pay cut but when you are talking in millions, I don't think that makes a whole lot of difference. He'll be treated like a royalty in Arkansas. All of a sudden, I feel like I want to eat some BBQ.


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