Is it a printable joke for the joke thread or NSFW?

 

Let me guess, it starts with O and women enjoy 'em.

 

Lainey, I always mix up my pets's names. I was just trying to talk to my cat, Zoro, but before I got to Zoro, I had to get through, Rogue, and Vector. I never get it right the first time. And no comments about talking to the cat, okay? I am home alone so no one would know I do it.

 

Men don't?

 

Isn't that what you tie onto your arm or leg when you get a really bad cut?

While I don't get tripped up on it, may people talk about how they are going to "spayed" their dog or cat and when she comes back frrm the vet, she was "spayeded."
I used to have would suggest we "orientate" ourselves in a certain way.

 

But now you just told all of us, AND the entire internet.

I talk to my cat too, it's OK.

 

The one I know about two tickets to Pittsburg is not one that females enjoy, so I will not post it here or in the jokes thread. However there are variations on the joke, and maybe someone has a cleaner version.
It starts with a guy telling his friend that he was at the airline counter to get tickets to Pittsburg, but instead he said to the well-endowed ticket agent , "I'd like two pickets to Titsburg. His friends reply is the off-limits part. Sorry.

 

BTW, don't you spay a cat, so after it's done it would have been spayed? I guess I have been wrong all these years too.

 

Precisely.

 

HOW did I miss your answer earlier Patty?

I knew you'd have no problem saying/typing the "O" word.