Do you have words you mix up?
09-22-2006 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Morris,Sep 22 2006, 12:35 PM
I often hear people talking about prostate problems as prostrate problems.
When my nephew was small, we would point to a Japanese pickup and ask what's that? He would innocently respond Foyota F**k.
Your question reminds me of the old joke "two tickets to Pittsburg".
When my nephew was small, we would point to a Japanese pickup and ask what's that? He would innocently respond Foyota F**k.
Your question reminds me of the old joke "two tickets to Pittsburg".
09-22-2006 | 09:41 AM
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Lainey, I always mix up my pets's names. I was just trying to talk to my cat, Zoro, but before I got to Zoro, I had to get through, Rogue, and Vector. I never get it right the first time. 
And no comments about talking to the cat, okay? I am home alone so no one would know I do it.
And no comments about talking to the cat, okay? I am home alone so no one would know I do it.
09-22-2006 | 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by dean,Sep 22 2006, 11:23 AM
Ummm... tunicate? Why would anyone be embarrassed to type the word tunicate? 
While I don't get tripped up on it, may people talk about how they are going to "spayed" their dog or cat and when she comes back frrm the vet, she was "spayeded."
I used to have would suggest we "orientate" ourselves in a certain way.
09-22-2006 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyras,Sep 22 2006, 01:41 PM
And no comments about talking to the cat, okay? I am home alone so no one would know I do it.
I talk to my cat too, it's OK.
09-22-2006 | 10:34 AM
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The one I know about two tickets to Pittsburg is not one that females enjoy, so I will not post it here or in the jokes thread. However there are variations on the joke, and maybe someone has a cleaner version.
It starts with a guy telling his friend that he was at the airline counter to get tickets to Pittsburg, but instead he said to the well-endowed ticket agent , "I'd like two pickets to Titsburg. His friends reply is the off-limits part. Sorry.
It starts with a guy telling his friend that he was at the airline counter to get tickets to Pittsburg, but instead he said to the well-endowed ticket agent , "I'd like two pickets to Titsburg. His friends reply is the off-limits part. Sorry.
09-22-2006 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyras,Sep 22 2006, 11:21 AM
Oh, come on Lainey. Say it. It's a great word!
I knew you'd have no problem saying/typing the "O" word.