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Thinking back to my years of being single (we did not get married until I was thirty-two). It was my experience that I never met anyone when I tried to go out to meet anyone.
My advice is to heed these words which are very much a generalization (I will go put on my Nomex (flame proof) driving suit after I post this): Males fall in love with their eyes (a physical attraction) and females fall in love with their ears (a mental connection). The challenge for males is to figure out what words will make that connection with the type of female that you would like to be with. For some people if you are trying to meet "Bambi" I would suggest a flattering comment (referred to here as slobbering). Not hanging out at a Barnes & Noble in the Astronomy section as it would be a waste of time. On the other hand........
Originally Posted by fltsfshr,Jan 27 2005, 10:15 PM
I've looked all over trying to buy a pair of those for an xmas gift to my rancher relatives. I figure the cows would love looking at a pair of barn boots like those.
i think you got the only pair rj
fltsfshr
I think that is because the cows would be relieved that they will not become boots. Those boots must have been made from teenage mutant alligators that have ingested mass quantities of drugs that have been dumped by drug runners in the Everglades in attempts to avoid being captured.
Originally Posted by matt_inva' date='Jan 27 2005, 09:56 PM
I think that is because the cows would be relieved that they will not become boots. Those boots must have been made from teenage mutant alligators that have ingested mass quantities of drugs that have been dumped by drug runners in the Everglades in attempts to avoid being captured.
So that's why the gators around here smile
fltsfshr
You know it might be fun to rope one and paint it that color and turn it loose again. We dyed a cow purple once.
Originally Posted by paS2K' date='Jan 27 2005, 06:43 PM
Outstanding! We might have to mark this thread *NSFW*
Cool...I've never been rated NSFW before (thanks for the translation, Julie) - I think I'd love that
[QUOTE]I've looked all over trying to buy a pair of those for an xmas gift to my rancher relatives. I figure the cows would love looking at a pair of barn boots like those.
Originally Posted by Legal Bill' date='Jan 28 2005, 08:42 AM
This is a candidate for the S2ki Hotties forum.
Wait'll I get one of me out back giving the cows grass over the fence wearing these boots (me wearing the boots...not the cows)....that'll clinch it for sure....never mind all of those 20-year-old Hotties
01-27-2005, 05:50 PM
I think that is because the cows would be relieved that they will not become boots. Those boots must have been made from teenage mutant alligators that have ingested mass quantities of drugs that have been dumped by drug runners in the Everglades in attempts to avoid being captured. 
I think that is because the cows would be relieved that they will not become boots. Those boots must have been made from teenage mutant alligators that have ingested mass quantities of drugs that have been dumped by drug runners in the Everglades in attempts to avoid being captured. 
