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Old 12-13-2007, 10:58 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road
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Old 12-14-2007, 05:46 PM
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

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Originally Posted by Jumpy Guy,Nov 20 2007, 01:41 PM
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my Electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
I this one. I'm a Science geek.
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:06 PM
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Is this why your Hiper? I got one for you!

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Originally Posted by WhiteS2k,Dec 17 2007, 01:01 PM
A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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